So, I just saw in a comment at 
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What? You thought that it wouldn't get a post just because I dislike it(unlike my other badfic posts, which are badfics on things I love...)

Wait...is it still badfic if the original is bad? Wouldn't that be good fic? or at least, equalfic?

I shall ponder this.

But before I get to the badfic...

I love a person who has sat down and pondered how to ( Read more... )

Out of extreme boredom, I have wandered intot he Eragon section of fanfiction.net.

I HAVE GREAT EXPECTATIONS! 

 Below the cut is primarily my hatred of Eragon himself.  That whole "betrayal" scene has sent it to new heights.

Ok, seriously.

Your supposed "best friend"  has just told you that he was tortured-by a person well know for being evil and cruel beyond words- into revealing information.  He told you that, weakened and imprisoned, and was forced to ( Read more... )

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ok, I made it through Eragon accidentally CURSING AN INFANT TO LEAD A HORRIBLE LIFE and not even warranting a slap on the wrist with it "oh, well that was bad of you...here, let me teach you to speak the language properly so you won't have further goofs" and then having it passed off as a good thing(sadly, ( Read more... )

...when you spend the first 400 pages wishing the dragon would roll over in her sleep while on the road and crush the hero into smithereens.

If Murtagh doesn't show up soon in Eldest, I may scream.

Don't expect an incredibly lot of cohesion or coherency, here, as I'm largely babbling.

Haven't been updating as much as usual lately, which seems to be going around. People who usually post 4 or so long posts a day have been posting one. I think it's a combination of finals, holiday stress, and blahs from the weather. In my case, I've been in more ( Read more... )

Aaah, Murtagh, I am loving you more and more.  Eragon, shut up and listen to Murtagh...you'll live longer and pick up some more survival skills.  Murtagh just gave his origins(incidentally, unless Paolini is setting up a huge red herring, he may as well write "they're brothers" all over the margins in big block letters) and why he doesn't want to ( Read more... )

Been reading Eragon since early last week.  Excellent book.  Movie had beter be good ( Read more... )